Black Tie Agents

Who this is for

You run a business that makes money, and you have reached the moment where the work outgrows you. The next step is usually a hire. Before you make one, consider staff of a different kind.

Black Tie Agents builds you a personal business agent, connects it to the tools you already pay for, and runs it for you. You never touch a setting or a subscription. You text it, the way you would text a trusted assistant, and it handles what you hand off. When it needs you, it asks in one line.

The house directory

What your agent takes off your hands, in the tools you already use.

Email & follow-ups: Drafts, replies, thank-yous, and the inbox triage you never get to.
Calendar & bookings: Appointments, reminders, and the reschedules that eat your afternoon.
Orders & inventory: Order status, low-stock notices, and supplier nudges from your storefront.
Social & listings: Captions, product write-ups, and posts drafted in your voice for your approval.
Books & invoices: Invoice drafts, payment chasers, and a plain-English summary of the week.
Research & errands: Price checks, vendor lookups, event lists, and whatever you would hand an assistant.

How membership works

First
We talk for twenty minutes, on your phone, about what you would hand off first.
Then
We build your agent and connect it to your email, calendar, storefront, and books. You approve each connection. We do the rest.
From then on
You text it on Telegram. It works, reports back, and asks before anything that matters. One flat monthly fee, all-inclusive: the models, the tools, the hosting, and us.

The house

Black Tie Agents is run by a senior software engineer with fourteen years building production systems across enterprise, government, fintech, and startups, and recent work in LLM-powered applications and agent workflows. The same engineer builds and runs every agent the house deploys.

Leave your card

Tell us who you are and what you would hand off first. We reply personally.